Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Des Moines, IA
Job: Music Teacher
I am a "gun for hire" - I write all original music for the portal. You can commission me (free, of course) to write an original piece for your movie. I write in any style you want, see my examples in the audio portal.
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Stop trolling
Happy ban
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that there are mental midgets out there who watch Tom Green and Viva la Bam and think this is honestly funny.
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And classical denotes a treatment of music theory as it pertained to Mozart, Haydn, Scalieri and the likes. This is not neo-classical. This is random notes being put into garageband or finale notepad.
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Actually it was some shitty MIDI composer program :D.
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(Snare, especially) you'll want to work on your balance as you record/master these tracks. A very simple idea, maybe overly so, but who's to say it couldn't be more with the proper care and time? I think it could - keep working
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even how the melody goes. This fails on so many levels. It's not even Jackass funny where it's so annoying it's funny.
It's just annoying.
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And this really has no place in the AP
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I don't think a lot of time or care was put into this, and it shows. I realize these are your first submissions, but if you have the drive, you need to listen to what others are doing and do that, too. See if you can replicate your favorite song on your own (never post it though, that's plagiarism). But learn by doing - that's how all the greats got started.
Lastly, be patient: don't put something up that's not ready, just so you can have something up.
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Your mother must be proud.
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I can't imagine why this would score so low...someone must have it out for you. I liked the dissonance interspersed there, and this had fairly decent form.
Again, this one is beyond me....
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The balance was definitely off between piano, guitar and brushes.
I'm not sure why this scored so poorly, you have a good idea, you just ned to spend time with it (probably more than you currently imagine) and get some tips on recording.
Might be too late, but hang in there!
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