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Adam-Beilgard
I am a "gun for hire" - I write all original music for the portal. You can commission me (free, of course) to write an original piece for your movie. I write in any style you want, see my examples in the audio portal.

Age 42, Male

Al Hazard

Des Moines, IA

Joined on 11/12/03

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Happeh borthday.

Thonkoo vory mach.

Happy almost midlife crisis!

Nah, I got this.

Should I dye my hair? I think I should dye my hair. I mean, I want my hair to look good when I go looking at expensive cars, right? No sense even showing up to a Jaguar dealer with this old hair, right? That reminds me, I should also get it cut. Definitely need a haircut before I quit my job, leave my wife and kid and get a Jaguar. Yeah...

I got this.

Don't forget to get a 20 or younger girlfriend! Preferably not me.

Hahahah...wait, why not?

I'm way ahead of your my friend. Well, not *way* ahead of you ... that makes me feel *really* old. As for hair, I personally gave up on it altogether at about 27.

Hair is overrated