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[T-FULP: Questing For Club]

*SPOILER ALERT*

1st Medal - read the instructions all the way through.
2nd Medal - Click on the K-Fed and Newgrounds links at the beginning.

Walkthrough: Walk left, talk to Jim and Jeff. Walk right 2x talk to Stamper. Pick up Stick. Walk left, pick up gum. Type inventory, combine gum and stick. Walk left, look at gutter. Open door. Walk right 2x, talk to Stamper. Walk left 2x. Talk to Jeff. Walk right 2x. Look at box, type in 936185.93. Pick up water, walk left 2x. Talk to Jim, he gives you KICKPUNCHER code. Walk right, talk to Tim. NOTE: you don't have to hit enter after every word you spell. If you do it correctly, it accepts it and moves on (also, 'kickpuncher' is very necessary so watch your health). Talk to bouncer and you win!

Obviously, I didn't include the 'next' and 'close' commands every time they come up, but otherwise that is how you play this unnecessarily complicated game.

3rd Medal - Kill yourself.
4th Medal - Complete the game.
5th Medal - Lose at Avenue Wrestler (not hard to do).

[Rebecca Whack: Friday]

One word:

Showmanship.

Because the devil is in the details, and I got bored really fast with the lack of detail. I wanted to get the achievements - I really did, but it was a struggle when I'd be looking at the same three basic clouds, three basic hills, three basic cars, three basic items, single star and single house silhouette. It all added up to a basic launch 'em game. And when you're up against Toss the Turtle and Berzerk Ball, you can't skimp on the details. If you wanna get really fancy, a speedometer and altimeter would be sweet, in addition to the improved graphics/backgrounds.

Still, I like sending her flying, thank you for that.

[The Room Tribute]

*SPOILER ALERT*

For those of you who are sick and tired of no walkthrough, i am contributing a semi -walk of what I have found
SPOLIER ALERT! DONT LOOK IF YOU WANT TO EARN IT YOURSELF.
Spoons
1. in the alley on the skelton. (sinister spoon)
2. far left near the broken bridge. (rock spoon)
3.in the prison cell. (shank spoon)
4.inside the park(right side of the brushes look carefully.) (cholorphyll spoon)
5.home kitchen table. (kitchen spoon)
6.in the flower shop window. (flower spoon)
7.the electronics store inside the stereo. (al spoon)
8.outside the coffee shop on the car in the wall. (time spoon)
9.at the entrance to the park on the left tree. (tree spoon)
10. inside the fireplace at marks love shack. (fire spoon)
curtesy of innerdemons90
Nastwich
1. cut a slice o bread
2. put blue liquid from under sink on it
3. put sponge from next to sink on it
3. put dead mouse from bottom left corner on it
4. top with bread.
things to unsee
1.when on first day and you talk to denny, when you are supposed to go up to lisa, go to the kitchen and back to the living room, denny is on the couch playing with himself.
2. after taking denny home after the bad guy fight, go in his room and he will be crapping in the bucket.
ACCORDING TO LADYMONSTER, newgrounds member, three unseeables are
Mark and the old lady in the hot tub, (day one)
the stalker kid shitting in the bucket and
the old lady blowing up balloons with her ass (leave after the cookie and come back right away)
how to get into the secret room and the last unseeabled are still unknown.
If anyone finds more out, just copy paste my guide and add/change and give credit to me and the people whos info i collaberated.

>>Last room: after Johnny flips his shit, there's a WHOLE 'nother game to be played.

Go to Denny's room, next to it is a crack in the wall - break through it.
Go to the bank - kill your boss
Go to the park - kill the drug dealer
(You can kill all the cops/shopkeepers as well)

After Peter falls, go to Mark's room right away to see him worshipping his picture (5th unseeable). STILL can't find the 6th unseeable XD.

The rest are self-explanatory (except his coffe shop order - you have to watch the movie for that)

As far as my review: it's about TIME someone made this! GJ!

[super sweatshop mastar]

Listen Up

To all the medal whores out there:

The goal of this game is to hit the American Flag and nothing else. Things that will get in the way of doing this are:

Planes - Fly in a straight line at you
Helicopters - Fly on an angle forever
Birds - Fly on an angle, but will BOUNCE BACK when they reach the upper or lower limits

Yes, they are white, same as the clouds. But once you see their flight path, you don't have to be Donald Duck in Mathamagic Land to guess where they're going and successfully avoid them. There are no instructions, and the 8 bit graphics/sound are because Nene was deported and she made this in China.

Two things I would change, though:

Random spawning - make a safe zone when you start a new level. It's been said before but it's not sporting when an enemy hits you before you can move.

Front/back movement - there are some instances where the shoe is so big a single bird can take it out with the right angle and you have nowhere to move (up/down) that won't kill you.

The challenge is in the achievements, but honestly, that's the only reason I would play this game more than once.

[Don't Look Back!]

Wow - really neat

Took me a while but I got it!

(SPOILER)

Orpheus in the underworld
(/SpOILER)

[Tree of Knowledge...]

Simple but nice

Wow! This was pretty well thought out (alternate endings, achievements) when I thought it would be 'just another sprite game'.

I was pleasantly surprised. Also, I liked the music very much.

[REPLAYING :the game:]

I am 12, and what is this?

If you like the first one, then you're a poser cause no one liked the first one. But this one is SO much cooler! (the first one was great too). Still glitchy when you unlock everything, unless that's the joke....
Ten points to Griffindor
Also, The Game
and dude...1 and 2

Now...I'm gonna play again!

[Madness Accelerant]

Awe--wait for it---

some!

my favorite part was when you get to kill people!

[USA Map Game]

Neat

But why is it classified as a movie and not a game?

[Alien Hominid]

Sick fun

I think my summary says it all. It's just hard enough for great replay value which makes anything at NG a classic. A staple of any flash gamer's diet.