Adam-Beilgard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankman Three!!!]

Spot on

A self-parody for the ages! I hope the other reviewers come back and read this because I'm going to ruin the tounge in cheek and say: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DUMB! THIS IS NOT TANKMEN, SO IT WILL NOT BE FUNNY IN THE SAME WAY TANKMEN IS! THIS IS TANKMAN THREE!!! Viva la humor pene! Viva JohnnyUtah!

[Tom Fulp Experience]

Did someone say Tom (Fulp) Goes to the Mayor?

I could've sworn I heard someone say Tom (Fulp) Goes to the Mayor. And I thought the nend was just fine, leave it in

[BadGuys]

It has it all

1. Simple plot
2. Memorable characters
3. Catchy taglines
4. Replay value

Cynics are people who know the cost of everything and the value of nothing. They are also critics who draw comparisons between far removed genres and mediums (like oh, I don't know - South Park for example). Green and Blue sound like Lur and Ur from ATHF, and the BadGuys are thick with Dr. Nick Riviera; but THAT is where all comparison to any highly opinionated, overly-satirical prime time cartoon ends.

Great job.
You are now in my favorites!

[Anchan's Weird-Ass Dream]

Decent Submission

The graphics were good, the animation ok - but it went WAY too fast! I liked the story, it just took me two or three views to get it all!

[Ryu vs MK: Goobers]

Not another sprite flick!

But this one wasn't bad, kinda funny - plus I scored it on the high side because you're not English!

CymruAmByth responds:

YES, PRAISE, AND ALL BECAUSE OF MY LACK OF ENGLISHNESS!!!! w00t. But seriously, thanks for the comment anyways :)

[The Adventures of Wankboy]

Gross

Seeing as how nothing is sacred anymore, I can't say I'm at all surprised at this submission. It is pretty gross, but there is something to be gleaned from it. The animation was seamless and the drawings created an atmosphere of nostalgic TV heroes. The artist is definitely talented, but considering the choice of superpowers, and overall poor sound quality - that talent will only reach a certain specific fan base.

[CertainPeople I CouldName]

John couldn't have made a better flash

But maybe John could have.......
I will give this entry a 10 until my head falls off.
It's been 2.5 years since I've reviewed anything and this entry made me come back! Long live tongue in cheek, and God save TMBG!

[Retarded Animal Babies 6]

Comic Genius

What can I say...one of the reasons I keep coming back to newgrounds. RAB should seriously be a weekly show on Cartoon Network. Dave, you gotta let me do a guest voice on your next episode. Also, I was wondering - did anyone else notice the "s'good" reference in Bruce Almighty? Is that a spoof on Donkey, you think? Or am I just going nuts?...Comic genius.

[Nanotendo]

Nicely done

It was fun, not too short, and the overall package (graphics, animation, sound) were good. You may want to ask some friends to help you do the voices next time...Samus Aran is FEMALE.

hydraflame responds:

*grins* I know Samus is a woman. Samus also isn't blue. Therefore, that wasn't Samus...it was Seamus...

[Abstraction 4]

Good

This was the first work of yours I'd seen and I like it. Two problems, though. One: the rotating/morphing square got annoying fast and two: why did you draw the hand if the only interactivity is the play/pause button? The good news is - it's a style all its own. Good job.

Livecorpse responds:

1: Ok thx for the advice ill see if i can improve the morphic square thingy.
2. The hand was there i just changed it to monochrome and added a suit cuff.
thats cool yua like the style