Total Medals Earned: 3,096 (From 433 different games.) Total Medal Score: 60,035 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/180 points)
Beat all five levels of the 1st world
Beat all five levels of the 2nd world
Beat all five levels of the 3rd world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat all 4 levels of the 5th world
Beat all five levels of the 4th world
Medals Earned: 8/8 (260/260 points)
Just shoot from cannon once at the beginning of the game!
Pass eighteen levels!
Shoot two hundred times per game!
The Golden shooter!
Play the game for fifteen minutes!
Pass all thirty-five levels!
Collect all achievements in the game!
Medals Earned: 24/25 (900/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Medals Earned: 7/27 (65/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 11/15 (55/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
There are better ways to scratch them.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
I am truly sorry.
It's hard to come by.
Rock and roll!
Medals Earned: 6/15 (75/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 6/13 (65/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Buy every skill.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (35/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Die alone
Bee beautiful
Sell out
Take out the trash
Do nothing
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock